This sounded too cute to pass up! :D
I shall be answering them as if Pinocchio and Lampwick are older, in their early twenties I s'pose.
Also there will be a lot of my making up headcanons, why not~
SHIP QUESTIONS -
who cooks normally?:
Seeing as Geppetto prepared a pretty tasty looking meal in the movie, I could see Pinocchio learning from him to be a pretty great cook!
As for Lampwick, he's decent enough to help a little with the preparation, but leave him alone and he'll make more of a mess than a meal.
So yeah, Pinoke is the real chef of the pair~ he even has his own apron 8D (ooh!gottadrawthat)
how often do they fight?: